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Two little boys...

Two 10 year old boys are taking a piss - one looks over at the penis of the other and says, "Oh no! What's wrong with your penis?"
The little boy replies, "I've been circumcised"
His friend says, "You poor guy - when did that happen?"
"When I was born", came the reply
"Yuck, it looks aweful - what did they do to it?" askes the first boy
"They cut off my foreskin"
The first little boy was shuddering as he imagined the pain his freind must have gone through. "I bet it hurt?", he said.
"HURT!!", exclaimed the boy, "Hurt - I couldn't walk for a year!"